
Happy Tuesday, bibliophiles!
I’ve been a fan of Meg Shaffer since I first read her debut, The Wishing Game, several years ago. I liked The Lost Story as well, and when I found out that she had a new novel out this year, I was eager to see what she’d concocted. Though it was worth it to endure until the end, The Book Witch‘s corny writing nearly smothered the more earnest sentiments at its heart.
Enjoy this week’s review!

Rainy March is a Book Witch, an umbrella-wielding magician with a sworn oath to protect the fictional realm from real-world threats. Two years ago, she made the gravest mistake a Book Witch could possibly make: she fell in love with the Duke of Chicago, the main character in her favorite series. A slap on the wrist and a demotion later, and Rainy has accepted that she’ll never see the Duke again. But when her grandfather disappears, leaving cryptic, bookish clues behind, she may have to turn to him again to solve this seemingly unsolvable mystery.
TW/CW: loss of loved ones, grief themes, mild violence, terminal illness, brief descriptions of injury
WARNING: This review contains spoilers! If you haven’t read The Book Witch, tread lightly.
Let me start off by saying this: I didn’t enjoy most of The Book Witch, but it’s worth sticking it out until the ending. That being said, the payoff is excellent, but Jesus Christ, the road there was awful.
For the first 2/3rds of the novel, Shaffer’s prose in The Book Witch was insufferable. The recurring feeling that I had was that this was some kind of Sherlock x reader fanfic circa 2012 that had breached containment. It just reeked of that overly meta, quirky millennial humor that’s only become more grating with time. Rainy kisses the book boyfriend of her dreams, and mid-kiss, she says something to the effect of “Um, am I actually kissing the Duke of Chicago right now? 🤪” PACK IT UP. Who is this, y/n? Just put me out of my misery right now. And all of it is in that juvenile, cloying adorkable style, from the too-perfect Duke of Chicago (a book boyfriend made manifest) to the comically-evil, mustache-twirling, black-horse-riding stock villain, a book burner named X (I wish I was kidding). Even for a somewhat silly and whimsical concept, it just felt lazy to lean this heavily on tropes; knowing that Shaffer is capable of better writing than this made it even more sour.
On top of all that, the scaffolding of The Book Witch was barely there. There were just countless plot and character elements that didn’t feel believable at all. Rainy was meant to be somewhat exhausted, a bit jaded and beat-up after her dalliance with the Duke and the trouble she got in. We’re supposed to see the peppy Penny as a contrast to her, but they have the same cloyingly happy-go-lucky personality. Like X, all of the characters had one stock trait to go on that stayed static for the whole novel. I feel like there were more plot conveniences than actual plot, and therefore no tension, since I knew that everything would magically work out in Rainy’s favor. If this were a different author, I would’ve DNF’d it on the spot—it was just too convenient and juvenile to hold water.
Then came the last third of the novel. The Book Witch is one of those books that’s difficult for me to talk about without verging into spoilery territory, so here goes nothing. After 150+ pages of corny galumphing through fictional worlds, we get hit with the twist that Rainy March was never in the real world to begin with: she is a fictional character herself, and her author, Maxine Blake, is terminally ill and needs to pass the torch to a new author to finish her bestselling series. This is where the Meg Shaffer I know and love finally came through. This part of the book cemented some genuinely touching moments about the power of reading, the impact that authors and stories have on us, and the sanctuaries that books provide for reader and author alike. For how predictable the rest of The Book Witch was, this part hit me upside the head, and it was a glimmering lighthouse of sincerity in a sea of eye-roll-inducing prose. With that guiding the rest of the novel (and Rainy March’s journey), it actually managed to have some real heart.
With that said: does the end justify the means? Despite the poignant story behind The Book Witch, I don’t think it excuses any of the heinous prose that happened before the big reveal. Just because the story is a book-within-a-book doesn’t mean that fictional authors can’t write well. I just don’t believe that a dying old woman would write like a millennial in 2012 on Wattpad with too much time on her hands. Even though the Rainy March series is a bestselling series in-universe, I just don’t buy that something with such juvenile writing would be aimed at adults and gain the traction that it did. Having these books be a fluffy series of bestsellers doesn’t excuse the mountain of plot conveniences and tired tropes. It’s like Shaffer got so caught up in how a fictional bestseller would be written that she stumbled headfirst into every possible writing pitfall. The sad thing is that The Book Witch could’ve been so much more enjoyable and touching if not for that—the bones were here, but the meat (the book-within-a-book itself) was completely spoiled.
All in all, a novel that was worth the poignant message about the books that change us…but as a book, it didn’t change me. Honestly, it just really annoyed me. 2.5 stars.
The Book Witch is a standalone, but Meg Shaffer is also the author of The Wishing Game and The Lost Story.
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That’s it for this week’s Book Review Tuesday! Have a wonderful rest of your day, and take care of yourselves!









