The other day, my friend and I were talking about the weirdness of stock photos. I’d seen a couple of pretty strange ones before, but I had no idea of the enormity of the amount of weird stock photos out there. So I went on a little spiral, if you will, and googled stock photos. What I found turned out to be the stuff of nightmares. Or maybe more like fever dreams.
Anyway, I decided to find the weirdest photos possible and rate them.
Simultaneously relatable and unnverving in some intangible way. 6/10 because I can kind of feel his confusion and outrage, but it’s also making me kind of uneasy
UNLIMITED POWER. 9/10 because his facial expression is rather disconcerting
This is the most assertive picture I’ve ever come across. The sheer amount of emotion and fervor rolls off of it in waves. *AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH* 10/10
Ma’am…ma’am? Ma’am? Everything okay over there? Ma’am? 8/10
This is the single best thing that the internet has to offer. An elegant force in motion. (Or, alternatively, “makin’ my way downtown…”) 100/10
Corn D E T E C T E D. 9/10 a beautiful vision of the future
This poor man is clearly in denial. Either he’s grieving his hair loss or he’s just hallucinating. 7/10 somebody’s gotta tell him eventually
“Don’t you just hate that feeling when you’re eating a banana, and it just goes directly through your skull?”–anonymous
7/10 looks pretty painful, I hate that feeling too
Now this is just disconcerting. His expression is a bit too smug, like he knows that you’ve spent an hour sitting on the toilet and he’s off to tell all of his friends about it. 3/10 get away from me please
This right here is the definition of my 5th grade biology class. 5/10 because I don’t want to imagine how slimy that chicken is
Now this is life goals. 8/10 because it’s kind of boring otherwise
You can go anywhere with the power of imagination. 8/10 because I’m kind of worried that he doesn’t have any other clothes on other than that ridiculous hat
Well, I hope you *enjoyed* that disturbing glimpse of how my mind works. I promise that I’ve got some relatively normal posts coming up for you guys soon. Enjoy the rest of your day, and let’s hope that #2 doesn’t come creeping into your room at 3 A.M.
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