Hello there, bibliophiles! (My last brain cell, in a stage whisper: “General Kenobi…”)
And hey, Happy Valentine’s Day! I mean…I’m not a huge fan of all the mushy, capitalist expressions of love (because hey, if that’s what this holiday is all about, then ACT LIKE EVERY DAY IS VALENTINE’S DAY AND LOVE EACH OTHER, DANGIT), but if that’s your thing, hope you’re having a lovely day.
I’ve been meaning to do this post for a little while, but let me give you a bit of context.
Around two years ago, I made a post rating a bunch of artfully disturbing stock photos that I’d found. The results? Almost every day, without fail, SOMEBODY ALWAYS FINDS IT AGAIN. IT’S GETTING SO MUCH TRAFFIC. SO MUCH.
So this post is partially because I found even more bizarre stock photos, but hey, let’s give the people what they want.
Ah, yes. The ideal pastime for a Sunday afternoon. 7/10 because I’m worried about the repercussions
Not gonna lie, I thought this was 20th Century Fox’s version of Quicksilver for a second there. 6/10 because his head seems abnormally large, and I don’t want to know what Quicksilver intends to do with that banana
The new style that will sweep the nation in the 2020s: Spaghetti Punk. 9/10 sign me up
Because chicken makes the world go ’round. 7/10 a beautiful vision of world peace and unity
You see his long-eared shadow creep across the alley wall. The calculator poking out of his pocket glints in the fading light. He outstretches a hand to you, and presents you with an offer: “Perhaps you’d like a cabbage?”
7/10 there’s something shady about this
Writer’s block, man. 7/10 happens to all of us
And soon, you will learn to embrace the Watermelon Within. 5/10 not much going on other than that, I’m afraid
Well. All I can think of when I look at this is a slew of “we live in a society” jokes. 8/10 we really do live in a society
Wow, look at me. I used to hate Black Sabbath with a passion (I mean…I liked one of their songs, but refused to admit it…), and now look at me…
Welp. I suppose that wraps it up. I’m sure the internet is overflowing with similar content, so I may make yet another stock photo rating post. In the meantime, have a great rest of your day, and take care of yourselves!
4 thoughts on “Rating Bizarre Stock Photos 2”
Wow, “with a passion”? I had no idea.
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There are no words 😂😂😂
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